The saint bernard


when a woman goes down on you, and you blow your load in her mouth without warning. when she gets the suprise -j-c-l-t–n and puts her head down and she starts shaking it back and forth as the c-m is running out the sides of her mouth like a slobbery saint bernard.
since she didn’t give the dog a bath last night like she promised. i’m giving her the saint bernard tonight.

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