the salmon dance
the dance fat lip learnt from from sammy salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.
jimmy: what’s the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
horatio: i believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
jimmy: d-mn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
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