The Salty Q-Tip
(for men) the act of collecting s-m-n on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a “wet w-lly”, with said c-m-drenched finger.
amanda: kristy, is that c-m in your ear?
kristy: yeah, john gave me the salty q-tip this morning.
amanda: mmmm. sounds hot.
kristy: you have no idea.
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