The Saruman
a s-xual maneuver that exists only in theory: a male partner, upon achieving -rg-sm, -j-c-l-t-s into his hand. he then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best christopher lee voice, “whom do you serve?!”
“hey , you going to see jenny again?”
“no, i branded her with the saruman last week. there’s no recovering from that.”
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