The Savas
when you take a trip to mexico, sneek onto a pig farm find the sickest fatest and grubest swine flu pig, mount it while holding its tail for clear vision and entrance to the -n-s then shove your d-ck in and f-ck it till sh-ts on you. then you come around to its mouth and make it give you a sloppy bj. while you j-zz in its mouth it sneezes on your c-ck then you take it spread it on your c-ck like b-tter and then suck your d-ck. if you do this you have done the savas.
(you also get swine flu and die)
last week in cancun
i snuck onto a farm destoryed the fattest pig with my humungous horse p-n-s (the pig was sick)then i got a bj form it and cam. while i cam it blew boogers on my c-ck afterwards i spreaded the mucus all over my d-ck and sucked it off. two weeks later i came back home and died of swine flu and gave it to the whole country. the savas has just happened to me.
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