The Schedule


a way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.
julian: dude, i’m back on the schedule.
cameron: i’ve been on it since i started eating those cafeteria meals.
dc schedule

thursday: think about going to opera, end up at gelman library bull sh-tting with everyone

friday: malmaison for pre-drinks, then cities around 12:30

sat-rday: somehow ends at mint somehow, then shadows at 1am

steak n egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
person x: whats the plan for tonight?
person y: look at the schedule
person x: shadow it is
something you may or may not be put on depending on the color of your skin. this sked-you-hule is an important piece of paper in the deli/pizza industry. if your boss is mustafa, you should just kiss your -ss goodbye.
“hi, im here for the schedule”
“you are not on this sked-you-hule”

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