The Schlagpole
quite possibly the biggest w-ng on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. rarely seen, it is worshipped by the bukkake tribe of southern madagascar.
“the fabled schlagpole has produced more -rg-sms than isaac hayes.”
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