The Schmoits


group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it’s over, it starts all over again. often seen on blooper reels.
first guy: why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
second guy: who knows. looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

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