The schnide
has the biggest d-ck in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. he is supper buff and huge. is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. don’t mess with him because he will f-ck you up.
i wish i could be like the schnide
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