The Scholar
a female student who does a term paper on masturbation and does more research then actual writing. with two in the pink and a pen full of ink waiting for the muse to write.
guy#1: so this student got the record for masturbation while doing a paper on the topic of masturbation. wonder what if he got stumped would this be a case of writer’s c-ck?
guy#2: awesome…i believe it would. but what if it was a girl. 🙂
guy#1: then it would be 2 in the pink and a pen full of ink
and i shall i shall dub it…. “the scholar” hence, use the scholar make her hollar.
guy#2: dude, that’s shakepearean.
guy#1: i’m a filthy genius.
when having s-x with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk – a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.
dude, how’d you get that paper done last night? i could hear you and jenny from the other room.
we decided to try the scholar. it’s a great mult-tasking technique.
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