The Scoot


usually happens on the first date and when one party (usually the female) decides that things are not going to their liking and they fabricate a reason to get out of there as fast as they can. in older times, the party might suddenly remember an appointment or meeting that they had to be at in five minutes. nowadays, the party usually excuse theirself to the bathroom and emerge “talking” on their cell phone, making a claim such as their best friend or close relative was suddenly involved in a terrible accident and they need to leave.
i went out with karen the other night and the b-tch gave me the scoot.

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