the script

a irish singing group most famous for their songs ” the man who can’t be moved” and ” for the first time” both songs appeared in many tv shows.
person: hey do you know who sings that one song “the man who can’t be moved”?
you: yeah its the script
well the script are an irish rock band who make the most beautiful music you will probably ever hear ever. they’re incredible. the lead singer is the gorgeous and talented danny o’donoghue. their most famous for ‘the man who can’t be moved’ and ‘breakeven’ but you probably know their other music. if not you should listen to it, its amazing.
person 1: can you recommend some good music?

person 2: go for the script!!! any song, they’re all awesome!
the script is an irish pop rock band formed in 2001, the members are called danny o’donoghue, mark sheehan and glen power. danny is the frontman and plays the keyboard, but can also play piano, guitar and drums believe it or not. mark plays the guitar. glen plays the drums but can also play guitar. before the script there were an irish band called mytown who danny and mark were in, they released a hit ‘party all night’. you may know the man who can’t be moved, breakeven, for the first time and hall of fame, which are all hits from the script. danny has been a judge on the voice for two series and has won the second series with andrea begley! the script don’t just sing songs, they also write them, like if you could see me now is about danny’s dad (shay o’donoghue) who p-ssed away on valentines day years ago and mark sheehans both mum and dad who p-ssed away. now here’s for some useless information! danny is 6’4 and has size 11 feet, his favorite drink is guinness, he has a tattoo with 3 dots behind his ear for #3 alb-m, his rose tattoo is a charm for his dad and his prescription for gl-sses is 2.5! i don’t know as much about mark and glen cos i’m not married to them but marks favorite drink is red wine, he has 3 dots on his hand for #3 alb-m, he has his own ‘tv show’ called ‘the mouth’ and swears a lot! i don’t know where glens tattoo is but i know he has an angel on his arm, he has called up a random fan a couple of times and once he got mark to cut his hair!
person: hey have you heard the new song by the script

me: yeah! i brought their new alb-m the other day
an irish band who sing about how awful it is to be rich and famous. formed in 2001, and popular for the songs: “the man who can’t be moved”, where they sing about obsessing about a girl who has clearly left him, and “nothing”, a good example of how their rich, popular lives are awful.
the script:

am i better off dead?
am i better off a quitter?
they say i’m better off now
than i ever was with her

us:

let her go man, she’s moved on, jeeeeeeez.
a irish musical group that has released some of the most boring music to ever hit the charts. all of their songs are uninteresting, have no melody, and just want to make you switch the station immediately.
music fan: man, i can’t believe oasis broke up, i still want to hear more from them.

no-nothing: why don’t you listen to the script?

music fan: (slaps no-nothing) you idiot! they are nothing alike. oasis has big melodies and sounds, the script just makes me fall asleep.