The Scroll
this scroll, is the ultimate scroll. they should put this right behind the us const-tution. yes, it is this important.
don’t touch the scroll.
the act of using your finger to look through hours worth of your facebook news feed on your mobile phone.
every day when she gets home from work kerry sits down with her cup of tea and mobile phone whilst jason watches her perform the scroll!
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