The Scrubs Effect
when a female friend becomes s-xually attractive, virtually out of nowhere, reminiscent of elliot reid from the hit tv show scrubs.
brian: oh man, jessica turned me on so hard last night! it was freaking out of nowhere man!
max: yeah dude, same thing happened with mel the other week, totally played the scrubs effect on me.
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