The Seags
1) a mythological creature that no one truly knows
2) there are many different beliefs of how he was created, but what people have come to think is the most likely is this: on march 18th, 1654 a great white shark swam up onto sh-r- of what is now the coast of oregon. the shark opened it’s mouth and out walked, fully clothed and a big smile on his face, the seags.
do you know the seags?
-no n-body truly knows him
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