The Seashell


when in the act of intercourse one pulls their d-ck out and sticks it in their partner’s ear. once accomplished, the inserter should ask:, “do you hear that?”
do you hear that? no? well you should hear the f-ckin ocean, it’s the seash-ll you f-ckin deaf wh-r-!

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