the server is down
the excuse nerdy it guys use when they don’t want in partic-p-te in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite s-x).
kevin: hey tom, want to go out and drink some beers?
tom: ah man, i would but the server is down at the office and i gotta go fix it. maybe next time.
kevin: riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
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