The Sessie
the act of masturbating 7 guys (1 in each hand, 1 in each armpit, 1 in each kneepit, and 1 footsie) all while demolishing 5 double whoppers compet-tive eating style.
oh d-mn, did you see mason doing the sessie last night at the bowling alley?! yeah, his grandma didn’t look too impressed but that channel 13 news guy got mad camera angles on that show!
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