The SexiFiers


the most awesomest techni-rock band in history. they were created in tampa, florida and are known for their hit songs fashion police, s-xified eroticness, alaskan pipeline, and popped collar kid. their new alb-m, the sounds of s-xified eroticness is dropping in august of 2005.
1.holy sh-t! the lead singer of the s-xifiers is so hot!

2.hey guess what? the s-xifiers are coming to town.
the s-xifiers are:
1)hot
2)awesome
3)s-xy
4)the best ever
5)pimps
6)a techni-rock band from tampa
7)mark stern- vocals, guitar
8)david gewandter- vocals
9)john ciotti- b-ss, guitar
10)tom albrechta- drums

the s-xifiers are not:
1)f-ggoty
2)ugly
3)not awesome
4)not s-xy
5)not hot
6)not pimps
1)the s-xifiers are freaking awesome!!

2)the s-xifiers are not not freaking awesome!!!

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