the shaft

another name for a man’s dong
the shaft is my best tool to use on a girl
9 more definitions
1. originating in old europe during the middle ages, where burial sp-ce was often in short supply throughout many communities. to maximize use of sp-ce in many cemetaries, the dead were often buried in a 6 foot vertical shaft, rather than the usual horizontal grave position. the vertical position was considered less socially respectable. thereafter the term began to mean poor treatment given to someone in such a way that demeans him or affirms second hand status as a citizen.

in communities that had active, but hidden, h-m-s-xual communities, the phrase took on a second meaning in double entendre, referring to the humiliating prospect of having to bend over, grab one’s ankles, and recieve painful -n-l intercourse from someone who is overly aggressive and abusive.
when they fired bob, they gave him the shaft.
everything bad in life.

often one gets the shaft, meaning that they were utterly screwed over in life.
jerry always gets the shaft.
an awesome drink that you can order only in lake louise at the b&g (only bar in town). kahlua, vodka, coffee, cream, sugar.
the shaft is my favorite drink in the world.

let’s get shafted tonight.
1 familiar name for a landmark at georgia tech called the campanile.
i’ll meet you by the shaft after cl-ss
when one is -n-ly raped by a close friend.
jonathan got theshaft from ryan last night.
getting the bad part of a bargain. it comes from the song: “she got the goldmine (i got the shaft)” written by jerry reed.

snippet:
she got the goldmine (she got the goldmine)
i got the shaft (i got the shaft)
they split it right down the middle
and then they give her the better half
well, it all sounds sorta funny
but it hurts too much to laugh
she got the goldmine, i got the shaft
why’d you make that trade, you got the shaft!
the sh-tty end of a bargain.
“well, in romney’s world, the car gets the elevator, and the works get the shaft!”-jennifer granholm gov of michigan