The Shannon
definition: when one individual leaves the other hanging in the middle of intercourse
right before j is about to climax – shannon decides to bail by pull “the shannon” and go to the mall instead to buy a new pair of boots resulting in j getting a severe case of blue b-lls
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one whom says incredibly and impossible b-tchy situational things that ironically come true and ruin lives only to leave the victim of the defined confused by the coinsidence.
“pulling the shannon”
the person who is being deemed having pulled “the shannon” must have said something incredibly mean, such as “you have an old dog anyways maybe you should just put it to sleep.”
and then having to put your dog to sleep two days later due to “freak accident.”
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