The Sheepslayer
a person who slays sheep using spoons by striking 3 times in the center of the forehead. his nemesis is a breed of beats known as yetis. the reason for this rivalry, which oftne leads to large scale battles, is that the yeti eats and destroys the bodies of sheep and shepherds as well as p-sserby who are wearing excessive wool. the sheepslayer fights and defeats yetis using his spoons so as to protect innocents and so that he can get to sheep first and use the wool, meat, and bones of the sheep as opposed to simply mangling the body. the sheepslayer is a man of legend who is rarely seen or recognized but is very much alive and at work.
“i found a spoon broken in 2 in the yard.” “sounds like the sheepslayer confronted a yeti last night.”
i’ve never actually met the sheepslayer.
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