The Shetland Pony

s-x act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. as she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the -ss with his d-ck. when ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
bill: meredith, do you like ponies?
meredith: i love them!
bill: would you like to ride the shetland pony?

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