The Shlooze


sit around and relax} do nothing, enjoy nothingness.
i used the shlooze to get out of work.

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  • The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

    it is a gesture meant to indicate a s-xual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a v-g-n-, while the errant pinky plunges into the -n-s; hence the “shock”. “man last night i was going down on my girl and instead of doing some m-ff diving i gave her the shocker!” “the what?!” “you […]

  • dickbant

    banter that is focused around the subject of ‘d-cks’ and other definitions for ones manhood. “i’ve seen a whole football teams worth of d-ck!” is a cl-ssic example of d-ckbant

  • Dick-Crumble

    when spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off. also can be considered as a bad stench. man, you need to keep them d-ck-crumbles under control. go take a shower, you smell like d-ck-crumbles.

  • Dicker Licker

    a really scabby/mean or stupid person. (like a teacher) or someone who acts like a suck up to grown ups like parents and teachers boy: you fat b-tch! you so ugly! girl 1: what a f-cking d-cker licker. girl 2: tell me about it!

  • DickDark

    one of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or ‘touch up’ the coloring of an overused p-n-s. discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-s-xually active males. popular hues include d-ck dark, weenie white, pee-pee pink, and tool tan. i slop on some […]


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