The Shock Dock
the s-xual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her -ss-hole. then the man attempts to engage in -n-l s-x with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his c-ck
becky: hey girl, hey. guess what… bobby tried to f-ck me so i pulled the shock dock
julia: oh snap his c-ck will be burning for days
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