The Shuffle


the drunk guy on the dance floor who some how stumbles into a make session with drunk hot girl.

also known as being salvo’d
yeah i had the shuffle on.
a dance that a teacher does, where they constantly nod their heads like a pigeon whilst standing still and shifting their weight from leg to leg in a rythmic manner, to the beat of a urban beat.

variations-

sheriff shuffle

hands on hips shifting from side to side whist nodding….

attention: this dance needs alot of room as you may get carried away with nodding and going into overload!
did you see the shuffle today? it was legendary!

its -ssembly cant wait to see the man in action!! woohoo!

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