The Simon Special
a secret menu item served at mcdonald. it contains two cheeseburgers, two mcchickens, a large fry, and a large c-ke.
z: “he is getting the simon special, again.”
t: “he is so thick!”
z: “and thick-headed too. he only got a 13 on the act.”
t: “really? that is borderline r-t-rded.”
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