The Sir Lancelot


the look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you’ve hit the womb on that definitive stroke. sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral “oohh” noise
you either are familiar with the sir lancelot or you have a small p-n-s and feign familiarity with the above.

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