The Skier
when 3 men sit next to each other and the middle man gives a hand-job to the other two men simultaneously, as if pretending to be in the act of skying down a mountain… only more gay.
2 guys and a tranny sit on a bench, the tranny is in the middle and loves to give out hand-jobs, the other two idiots are drunk and h-rny. the skier is the only solution to this dilemma.
f-ggotry ensues, monies are exchanged, arrests are made, court dates issued and then ignored.
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