The Sleeper
a “professional” wrestling move where you put the lockdown on someone’s face in an attempt to cut off the air supply to their brain. since this type of wrestling is fake as sh-t, the “sleepee” then pretends as if he/she has “gone under”. this usually involves acting like your body has become totally limp and even taking it to the point of fake snoring. news alert: in reality, if someone cut off the oxygen to your brain, you wouldn’t be snoring, you’d be f-cking dead.
the executor of the sleeper (upon putting his opponent under and the ref ringing the bell) then jumps up, prances around the ring in victory and then humiliates his opponent by any of the following: leg dropping him/her; ripping a juicy fart in opponent’s open mouth; depantsing him/her; writing embarr-ssing sayings (in marker) on his/her bare skin; pulling a “snake” out of a bag and laying it on his/her face; etc.
at some point during the humiliation of the opponent, the sleepee’s posse (who has obviously been watching from the dressing room) comes charging out to the ring, intent on kicking the executor of the sleeper hold’s -ss. after a couple closelines and head b-tts, the sleeper holder usually slides out of the ring (without suffering much damage) and retreats to the dressing room, taunting the crowd and the posse in the ring, every step of the way.
once all trouble has been cleared out, the sleepee is then put on a stretcher and dramatically carried out of the area.
holy sh-t, i can’t believe rowdy roddy piper just put the f-cking sleeper on jimmy supafly snuka.
the sleeper is a form of masturbation, when one sits on ones arm for a periode of time until the arm is numb. you then proceed to m-st-rb-t-.
“deffy pullin the sleeper tongiht”
“why would you tell me that?”
a very speacil and hard to perfect technique that involves pretending that your asleep on a person. this is a technique that is used for picking up girls
come on james pull the sleeper
member of dov, hater of “truth” commercials and wearer of the leather pants.
“don’t fear the sleeper…”
when you pretend to fall asleep after s-x and then in about 13 minutes you go and get some more!
“hey last night was crazy when you pulled the sleeper on me!”
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