The Smelly English Muffin


taking a stick of b-tter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the b-tter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english m-ffin then feeding it to the girl.
corey: hey sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
sarah: no thanks im already full from when mark gave me the smelly english m-ffin this morning

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