The Smithester
the gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you w-nk in her face and leave a heaving sp-nk mess on her chin!
aw dude. kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. like every man knows thats the calling card for the smithester, so i dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. she loved it!
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