the smokey bear


a s-xual act in which you light the partic-p-nts hair on fire and then proceed to -j-c-l-t- on the partic-p-nts head to put it out.
your mom and i did the smokey bear last night!
a s-xual act in which you light the partic-p-nts hair on fire and then proceed to -j-c-l-t- on the partic-p-nts head to put it out.
your mom and i did the smokey bear last night!

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