the Snorkel
the s-xual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scr-t-m over the eyes (one t-st-cl- in each eye socket) and putting your d-ck in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. the one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any s-x, race, or species depending on your preferences.
very similar to the arabian goggles
“i gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking”
“i snorkelled my dog two days ago. i think i’m starting to like this b-st–lity sh-t”
“when i was young my dad gave me the snorkel while i was naked and posted it on the internet. now i’m scared for life”
when a man is receiving oral s-x and -j-c-l-t-s at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the s-m-n.
john had to call an ambulance for susan after he gave her the snorkel and she couldn’t breathe.
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