The Solicitors
amazing glam punk/alternative band from sacramento ca.
band members are; lauren on vox & guitar. maija on b-ss & backing vox. lee guitar & backing vox and tommy on drums.
lauren has the most besutiful voice in the world, is from brooklyn ny and is music in human form. lee is pretty much a god in training on the guitar. maija has sweet -ss sausage b-ss playing fingers. tommy is travis barker’s understudy, pretty much.
are the solicitors amazing?
–yes
where can we check out their music?
— www.mysp-ce.com/solicitors
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