the spangler


when you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy amazon leech and p-ss all over her bed.
miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

jack: haha man i brought home a real freak last night and i totally gave her the spangler

travis: oh f-ck, sounds like you really spangled the sh-t out of her

miguel: well was she mad?

jack: dude she was p-ssed

travis: haha cl-ssic jack. totally star-spangle-spanglered her

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

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