the speedy hunter


definition: the speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. this is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
“man, she slapped me right after i tried using the speedy hunter on her”

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