The Spitting Cobra
a drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. you must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
‘ere mate what you doing talking to my girl’
-does the spitting cobra-
‘woah sorry man, didn’t mean to talk to you like that’
a deadly move used while dangerously drunk. one pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. this move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.
‘ere pal did you just eye up ma bird’
-does the spitting cobra-
‘woah man chill out, ok i’ll walk away!’
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