The Splats
diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
oh no…i’ve got…the splats.
slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.
chris: man, i was all up for f-cking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she’s on the splat
jake: dude, i’m eating.
the fat version of the splits.
jeff: that cheerleader may be fat as h-ll, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
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