The Sputtering Johnson


a close relative to the clevand steamer and hot carl. it is when you sh-t diahrrea all over a b-tches chest.
in an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming the sputtering johnson on a b-tch… she must drive you to taco bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

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