the squirrel
wear you rap you p-n-s around ur b-lls, into the shape of a squirrel…invited by chance mcgrath
yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i’m trying to m-st-rb-t- to the pictures of your mom
the “squirrel” is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind
i tried the squirrel and ended up rupturing my scr-t-m
douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun
the squirrels on their computer: you are a f-cking sl-t lets go shoot up in the bathrooms
squirrel alone in person: -avoids eye contact and runs away-
the action of inserting your nuts in a girls v-g-n- while f-cking.
i can belive tom gave the girl the squirrel
in an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a squirrel. it was unclear when the squirrel was made. the squirrel is grey and is made of stone.
the squirrel now resides in a cage in ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport flügenball.
yesterday we got 104 hits in flügenball. do we get to see the squirrel twice?
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