The Squirts


the politically correct way to say “violent diarrhea.”
excuse me, i have violent diarrhea….wrong!

excuse me, i have “the squirts”….right!
a slang term for diarrhea ~ runny p–p that comes shooting out of your -sshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
i have a tummy upset, i’m suffering with the squirts real bad.
nasty, fiery, flamming, flowing yud that comes out of your -sscrack. causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your -ss is on fire! may come in variety of colors. also known as hershey squirts. mmmm mmmm goooood!
“awh, sh-t! plug your nose, i got the squirts”

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