the steamroller
during fornication, the male takes a sh-t on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the sh-t around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. the option of j-zzing down the centre of the sh-t smear is available at this point see tarmacing
ed loves pulling the steam roller on matt.
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the name off a p-n-s, which has the uncanny ability to flatten people, and it is only to be used on women. if they are lucky, they can make it out with a few unbroken bones, but death is the most common side effect of an encounter with ‘the steamroller’.
the steamroller left the woman in a coma.
the s-xual act of sh-tting on your partner’s forehead, then using your d-ck to roll the excrement across their face. you can then use the sh-t as lube for any other s-xual act that you desire.
ben performed the steamroller on anabel and she choked!
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