the Steely Dan
the awesome moment of bliss a man can receive when he chooses to lightly grasp his crotch region while relaxing. it often leads to the habit of having your hands down your pants. it’s also not limited to the owner of the package to hold or caress it since it can be a group activity.
“yo, i saw my uncle layin’ down, he must’ve thought no one was watching because he was rocking the steely dan!”
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