the stephen kelly
pulling a stephen kelly is not easy. whether it be trapping that impressive fart you’ve been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as stephen himself to pull it off. you just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
stephen: *fart*
teacher: who farted? that was so rude!
stephen: *pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
teacher: you just pulled the stephen kelly you sneaky b-st-rd!
stephen: *drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
cl-ss: what the h-ll is going on?
student 1: oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
student 2: no he won’t he is slow in the head.
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