the steve job
when you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman’s v-g-n- while she is in a doggystyle position. while the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her -ss. remove the funnel followed by the apple. have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. after the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
cindy was a real freak, she let me give her “the steve job!”
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