the stomps


phrase referring to the experience of diarrhea so intense, when squatting upon a toilet one stomps their foot on the ground as they expel brown fluids from their hindquarters. often -ssociated with moderate to severe pain akin to a burning sensation.
that week old chalupa i scarfed last night gave me the stomps all morning.

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