The Studmire


this happens in a situation when you are f-cking a girl. you put a blindfold around her eyes and f-ck her doogie style. you then, right in the middle, ask her to go to the bathroom. before you go, you ask her who she wants when she comes back. she will say your name, then say no,the studmire’s coming back. she stays blindfolded and you send your little brother to go f-ck. you ask her who she thinks it is and when she says the mans name you say no, ” b-tch its the baby studmire.”
man, did you see that? he pulled that magic trick on me like hakim pulled the studmire on his b-tch.

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