The Superman

the superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever sk-nk or girlfriend you’d like to be rid of. you need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. after an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it’s stuck good. go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. now yell very loudly “fire!” and watch for the girl with the cape.
“i was done with that b-tch and she wouldn’t take the hint. finally i gave her the superman and sent the video to her parents.”
the superman often occurs after a long night of partying when you stumble across a friend who is drunk on the floor layyed out with his arms in the super man position .

there is also the one handed superman.
“hey dude, wheres adam ?. ”
“oh hes out side p-ssed out on the gr-ss doing the superman”
a s-xual act characterized by doing doggy-style then -j-c-l-t-ng on her shoulders. follow that up by sticking a towel as a cape thus making the superman.
man- b-tch hold on a sec.
hoe- boy, what are you doing?
man- shut up b-tch and put this towel on.
hoe- why?
man- shutup hoe it’s called the superman.
a s-x act which during the male climax, he -j-c-l-t-s so hard, he effectively blows off the head of his female partner. it is then required to turn, as if speaking to an audience, and say: “wow, i guess i really blew her mind!” then smile and wink.
as superman was railing louis lane, he lived up to his namesake, and pulled the superman; louis really lost her mind.
the superman is a new and often painful s-x act. during intercourse, the female will be required to wear a cape and occasionally a heroes mask as request by the male. the act must be performed in a first, second or occasionally a third story building. it is often wise to be surrounded by soft areas such as bushes. as the female party climaxes, she is sn-tched up by numerous men at surprise who jump from closets, doors and under the bed and thrown out of the window during her -rg-sm thus achieving the superman.
female-oooh….ooooh….oooooh sh-t i’m c-mming!!! mmmm!! mmmmhmm? what the f-ck? eh…mmm…oh sh-t! f-ck!
-silence-
male-thats the superman b-tch…