The Susan Boyle Treatment
a s-x act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s— out of her.
also known as “the s.b. treatment”
greg: “how did your date go last night?”
paul: “it was pretty correct! we went back to my house and i gave her the susan boyle treatment!”
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